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The following is a reproduction of a memorandum faxed to me by the Estate of Mr. Franks. It has been transcribed and published here, for the edification of SummerJam08 participants. A few comments have been added by the PoE Can't Aim editorial staff to provide context.
 Alright bitches, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that some of the winners will be receiving DVDs like this (pictured left) from the Jimmyfranks memorial prize vault.
(Ed: Pictured left is 1981's "The Guy With The Secret Kung Fu". All you need to know about this film is that its IMDb page assigns it to the categories of "Zombies, "Sorcerer" and "Dart Gun".)
 The bad news, some "winners" will receive movies like this, pictured right.
(Ed: This movie is "Six Days Seven Nights". It stars Harrison Ford, Anne Heche and David Schwimmer. Nuff said.)
Woe be to the cotton ponies should they win, because there will be more of the latter than the former come prize redemption time.
Either way, after the tourney e-mail your shipping info along with your in-game handle by NO LATER THAN Sunday June 15th to
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prizes will be packed and mailed at random, so save your bitching
one lucky winner will be selected to win a SPECIAL prize1
Please take a moment to thank Severian for his gracious hosting.
Sincerely,
Phinneas Q. Dickbutt
Executor of the Estate of the late Mr. Jimmyfranks
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 Those of you who frequent the PoE-News Video Games forum may already be aware of this, but Angerbot and I have a wager going. Angerbot's been playing a lot of spy lately, especially on Gold Rush, and I feel that I know his patterns and tactics, and that surrounded by the victorious and superawesome Lemon Party, he won't get within knife's range of me.
So, the wager: Angerbot has to stab citrus twice, throughout the round of Gold Rush. Citrus, for his own part, will not be playing as either a pyro or a spy during this, just to make things all the easier.
 If Angerbot fails in this task, and is not able to stab citrus twice during Gold Rush, he is then forced to give citrus Shudder to Think's Pony Express Record (pictured left). Which comes recommended anyway. I think I've actually bought this album three times now.
 If however the unthinkable happens, and Angerbot does get those two stabs in, Lady Sovereign's "Public Warning" is his prize. Although, at that point, Citrus' class restrictions now longer apply, so he can have his own revenge stabby burny orgy.
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Two bits of information: Firstly, it was announced recently that the winning team of this Saturday's SummerJam08 will earn the rights to rename the 2girls1cup server.